Comments on: Oh, How Secure http://www.thecornerofficeblog.com/2006/09/13/oh-how-secure/ An entrepreneurs thoughts on business, personal finance and investing. Thu, 09 Jun 2011 19:02:59 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Grant http://www.thecornerofficeblog.com/2006/09/13/oh-how-secure/comment-page-1/#comment-740 Grant Sun, 24 Sep 2006 15:33:45 +0000 http://www.thecornerofficeblog.com/2006/09/13/oh-how-secure/#comment-740 David, don't you know that it's never a good idea to joke around with the TSA!? As part of the application process, there are a few things that will disqualify you from working at our shoot from the hip, spontaneous reaction to a national tragedy: 1. Any sense of humor what-so-ever 2. An understanding that 99.999% of people are harmless 3. A likable personality 4. A college degree That being said, I'm gonna try out your "screwdriver" idea the next time I fly. Have your bail money ready! David, don’t you know that it’s never a good idea to joke around with the TSA!?

As part of the application process, there are a few things that will disqualify you from working at our shoot from the hip, spontaneous reaction to a national tragedy:

1. Any sense of humor what-so-ever
2. An understanding that 99.999% of people are harmless
3. A likable personality
4. A college degree

That being said, I’m gonna try out your “screwdriver” idea the next time I fly.

Have your bail money ready!

]]> By: David http://www.thecornerofficeblog.com/2006/09/13/oh-how-secure/comment-page-1/#comment-728 David Sat, 23 Sep 2006 19:10:08 +0000 http://www.thecornerofficeblog.com/2006/09/13/oh-how-secure/#comment-728 The world has gone mad. As a result of the absurdity of airport security, and because of it, the terrorists have basically created millions of 'bad hair days' and lots of people with bad breath. Maybe someone should get a glass of orange juice and vodka and take it on board saying it is a "screwdriver". In this age of madness, that might work! david www.evolutionshift.com The world has gone mad. As a result of the absurdity of airport security, and because of it, the terrorists have basically created millions of ‘bad hair days’ and lots of people with bad breath. Maybe someone should get a glass of orange juice and vodka and take it on board saying it is a “screwdriver”. In this age of madness, that might work!

david http://www.evolutionshift.com

]]> By: Wil http://www.thecornerofficeblog.com/2006/09/13/oh-how-secure/comment-page-1/#comment-715 Wil Thu, 21 Sep 2006 00:44:13 +0000 http://www.thecornerofficeblog.com/2006/09/13/oh-how-secure/#comment-715 The TSA is such a joke! You can't bring any liquids on board, but you can buy the liquids inside the security gates. The clowns overseas didn't even have tickets, let alone board the airplanes, when they got caught with their explosive jungle juice. On top of that, the authorities found out that the explosive power of gatorade is much less than the media presents. The TSA is such a joke! You can’t bring any liquids on board, but you can buy the liquids inside the security gates.

The clowns overseas didn’t even have tickets, let alone board the airplanes, when they got caught with their explosive jungle juice. On top of that, the authorities found out that the explosive power of gatorade is much less than the media presents.

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